storyofthislife
I get road rage walking behind people.
this year tried to kill me but im still here bitch
really wanna live in a peaceful seaside ghibli town with ambiguous european architecture and bakeries and maybe a field right outside of town where i can have picnics with the love of my life tbh
purroblematic
happy krimis
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its chrisminth
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merry criesis
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happy chrysler
baddiebabbie
me: *has a stuffy nose*
me:
If you see this
You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.
A true scientist
we’re really at that point in the year where no one cares about anything huh
aminaabramovic
every follower give me 1 dollar
can’t wait to be $6 richer
Tbh im kinda pissed im not asleep in bed next to the love of my life in a cottage with no obligations other than watering my vegetable garden
i really need to stop saying ‘mood’ to literally everything. first it was ‘relatable’ then it was ‘same’ - i need to actually give thoughtful responses to someone instead of instantly relying on the word crutch of just throwing ‘mood’ out there as if it’s a replacement for thoughtful human interaction
I hate when I go out in public and other people are there too??? Like what the fuck
may the last two months of 2018 be filled with pleasant plot twists, spontaneous fun, and good vibes.
do u ever just take off your glasses bc youre tired of seeing things